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Sex: How to get it, this is not the way.

My housemate and I went drinking tonight, then sat in the dark with my new glow-in-the-dark vibrator cracking jokes and trying not to wake our OTHER housemate with the giggling and the really loud vibrations. At one point, I said “I’m going to sleep. Good night!” She was on the couch messing with the nipple … Continue reading

Word Vomit: “I love you”

I had some new experiences recently that I feel have connected me more firmly to the rest of humanity. They were experiences of shocking and strange word-vomit. I had never actually experienced this before – the kind of utterance that leads to the immediate reaction of “oh shit, why did I say that?!” I’ve certainly … Continue reading